Contempt
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L:
You are piggybacking someones internet?
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James:
it seems so
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James:
I'm enjoying it
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L:
It's like piggybacking a person. But digitally.
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L:
Less lube
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James:
indeed, hence the term piggybacking
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James:
lets not ponder about the lube
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L:
It could be a national sport.
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L:
Lube pondering.
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James:
I have no intent to take part
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L:
Oh you're no fun. :P
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James:
I am, just in different ways
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L:
ways that don't involve lubricant.
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L:
Or piggybacking.
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James:
I'll leave you to do my share of that stuff
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L:
So kind of you.
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James:
quite
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L:
You didn't say about inflicting my share on you in joke form however.
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James:
hmm?
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L:
Of piggybacking.. and lubricant.
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James:
ah
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James:
quite right
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James:
I'm just trying to shove the image out of my head as fast as I can
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L:
Sure you mean shove?
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L:
Wouldn't persuade be a better word.
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James:
perhaps I should arm myself with a spade next time I see you
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L:
For what purpose?
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James:
self defence
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L:
Against?
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James:
you
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L:
Maybe.. I can be dangerous in large doses.
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James:
you freak me out quite well
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L:
Because I'm so twisted?
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James:
in the head, yes..
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James:
not too sure about physically
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L:
Be glad there aren't more like me.
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James:
I'm sure there are
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James:
I've just managed to fend them off/ignore them
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L:
No no.. there is just me.. I've killed the rest.
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James:
that explains why I've been having so much free time lately
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L:
Less twisted people badgering you?
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James:
just the irish
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L:
Ah now they are twisted physically.
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L:
Too much dancing.
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James:
you have a point
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L:
Anyway, re your twisted point. I'm sure you know others like me..Plenty of them at hesfes.
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James:
true but at this point in time, they're not on several hundred light pixels infront of me
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L:
Unlike me?
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James:
correct
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L:
I'm sure we can fix that problem.. you can acquire their emails when you see them.
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James:
I think that's the wrong approach to this 'problem'
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L:
Oh what is your approach?
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James:
wishing that I outlive you
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James:
with the help of this spade...
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James:
*weilds spade*
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James:
sholdn't be much of a problem
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L:
You're introducing it artificially to the system. Clever.
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James:
Yeah, I thought so
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James:
this presents you with a problem though
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L:
It does?
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L:
How to avoid the mad spade murderer?
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James:
As with many people, you have a weakness to spaces coming at you with a great speed and power
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James:
correct
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James:
and ofcourse, I meant to say spades
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L:
You did. Clearly a Freudian slip there
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James:
It could have been worse so I am relieved I did not mention any genitalia
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L:
Would you believe me if i said a spade was a part of the anatomy?
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James:
It'll be part of your anatomy soon enough
Posted on Sunday December 6th
