The Place of James Pain

The Bar in the Shadow of the Universe

  • L: I'll take two spades to go and a surreality chaser.
  • James: Sorry, you've missed our breakfast period
  • L: It's alright. I'm not staying. I only want the drink.
  • James: Fine, some revenge with your drink?
  • L: No thanks. Don't want my teeth to freeze.
  • James: We're having a special offer today, if you trade in an arm and a leg your drink won't be lethal
  • L: Jolly good! Thats rather cheep! All the other bars cost two legs and an arm.

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